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Rick Ross Lagos video under attack

Rick Ross video shoot done in Lagos have been released. The top American rapper was on a playing tour in Nigeria when the filming of the video was done in a slum around Obalande area of Lagos state.

The promotional video has been released online, Fans have been going to youtube to watch it.However, most Nigerians who have seen it have given the musician a piece of their mind for depicting their country in bad light.

In the video, the flamboyant musician was seen wearing gold chain and wrist watch while kids who looked wretched hustle for dollar bills from him.The kids even ran into the Lagos lagoon just to collect dollars. This particular place highlights the desperation and hunger of the african child.

A media persoanlity who spoke to gistmaster this afternoon disclosed that the Hold me Back video by Rick Ross was out to show only the negative aspect of Nigeria because from start to finish all it contained pictures of ‘area boys’, women cooking on the street and kids looking hungry.

“Yes, we have all that in Lagos but that is not all about Lagos.Rick Ross is a global figure and it is what he sells that the world will believe.I am sure that the Lagos state government was not aware of this” She said.

Some of those who vent their anger on social media said it is too bad the way Rick Ross is showing Lagos to the global market. He is showing us as people who are still in the stone age. There are good places where such videos could have been done. After all that slum is just few minutes drive from Lekki,Ikoyi,Victoria Island and other places.

However, it was not all knock for Rick Ross. Someone said ‘Rick Ross has successfully exposed the ineptitude of the Nigerian government to the outside world.

Rick Ross real name William Leonard Robert II is the founder of Maybach Music Group USAImage


11 Awkward Sex Moments to Avoid

You Say Something You Shouldn’t
To avoid saying something you’ll probably regret, make a conscious effort to relax and clear your mind before it’s time. If you’re thinking about something other than him it will show. Just relax.
A Hair Malfunction
Whether it’s a weave, wig, braids, or a extensions, it could still come undone if you’re not careful. Give him a heads up before you hit the sheets and make it clear that touching your hair is a major no-no.

Falling Asleep
Working a demanding job and trying to juggle having a career and a personal life can sometimes be overwhelming. If you’re honestly too tired to hang, speak up. It’s a lot less of a mood killer.
Unexpected Gas
You can’t always control what slips out (sorry!) but you can watch what you eat before you twist the sheets. Avoid oily, fatty or spicy food for at least six hours before your date. Your stomach will thank you for it.
You Get Overly Emotional
Intimacy is emotional and sometimes our emotions can catch us off guard. He will want to know what’s wrong, but you may not have an answer he’ll like. Don’t feel pressured to continue. It’s okay to excuse yourself and take the time you need to pull it together.
Bad Kissing Breath
Some smells are harder to get rid of than others, so keep that in mind when you’re ordering onions for dinner. A breath mint or gum will help, but it’s no match for garlic.
You Don’t, He Does
If you’re not ready to share a bed with him you should say so. Make it clear where you stand before anyone’s key goes in the door. It’s not a good time to talk about what you do and don’t want when things are already hot and heavy.
You Forgot to Shave
Your hair is perfect, the dress is fierce, but your legs are causing a little “friction”. It’s embarrassing and there’s very little you can do about it when it happens. To avoid it, make a note to shave two days before your big date.
The Body Shaper Is Still On
We all have to suck and tuck a little sometimes to get the look we want from your clothes. But those shapers are work to get in and out of and there’s nothing smooth about them. Visit the bathroom right before you two start undressing and slip it off.
The Phone Rings
Unless it’s an emergency, your phone can wait. The only thing you should focus your eyes on are his rock hard abs. Take all calls and send all texts beforehand and be sure the phone stays off and in your bag — no exceptions.Image


HE Should ROT!!! In HELLS JAIL………

A man was allegedly caught in Tipper Garage,Gwarimpa,Abuja with a dead baby stuffed in a suitcase.
 The suspicious looking man was stopped by a bus conductor who asked him about the content of his suitcase,but rather than explain he attempted to flee before he was arrested by commuters.e ShouldImage


This Man is Officially Whipped

Remember Michael Bolton’s hit song,’When a man loves a woman’.I reckon he had this man in mind when he wrote that song,love is blind and deaf but in this case also dumb and stupid.Guys, how many of you out there would wash your woman’s knickers?answers on a postcard please.


Beyonce urgently emails Obama supporters begging them to buy $40kfundraiser tickets

It seems tickets for an upcoming Obama fundraiser with Beyonce and Jay Z in NY aren’t selling quickly enough. So singer Beyonce sent out a personal email to well-heeled President Obama supporters begging them to plunk down $40,000 for a ticket to attend the fundraiser.

“I usually don’t email you,” writes Beyonce in each personalized email to Obama supporters. “but I have an amazing invitation I have to share.”

“Jay and I will be meeting up with President Obama for an evening in NYC sometime soon. And we want you to be there!,” she adds.

It isn’t like the email recipients don’t know that Obama will be holding a fundraiser in NYC with Beyonce and Jay Z — they just don’t want to pay $40,000 for a ticket to attend.Image


Lady Gaga Smokes a Big ‘Spliff’ on Stage

Lady Gaga puffs on a giant spliff during a live gig as she tells fans about the “medical wonders” of ganja.
The American superstar, 26, was performing in Amsterdam, where smoking marijuana has effectively been decriminalised.All I can say is ‘Legalise it’.Image


Jennifer Aniston Heavily Pregnant ? No I don’t think so

It’s the scoop of the year, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant – in fact, she already has two other children.
However, as with most gossip through the grapevine, it’s not quite true, and the Californian comedienne has simply starred in a spoof video while poking fun at her celebrity lifestyle.ImageImage


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Alicia Keys was…

Alicia Keys was out yesterday with husband Swiss Beatz and son Egypt,dressed in her husband’s clothes.Am not sure about Alicia’s dress code,makes her look like she bats for the other side.


TIWA Pounding YAM

First lady of MAVIN Records,Tiwa Savage is not only a good singer but a wifey material as well.She was seen in a recent photo pounding yam.Thats the kind of girl you want to take home to mama.


TWILIGHT SAGA!

TWILIGHT hunk Robert Pattinson and love cheat co-star Kristen Stewart have become an item again just months after he walked out on her.
R-Patz, 26, was last night revealed to have had a heart-to-heart with the tearful Hollywood beauty, 22, and forgiven her “stupid mistake”.

A source told how the smitten Brit had set up home with the brunette once more — adding: “They pretty much decided they couldn’t live without each other.
“Kristen poured her heart out to Robert and told him it was a one-off and a mistake.”


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President Obama…

President Obama tweeted a pic of himself having an audience with his two biggest supporters,Jayz and Beyonce.Jay looked in awe of the President ,while Beyonce looked like a star struck school girl.Notice the Colgate smile on her face,she couldn’t open her mouth wide enough.Image


CHris BreeZZzzzzzy

It’s been 3 years since the unfortunate fisticuffs between singers Chris Brown and ex-girlfriend Rihanna, but Brown is still feeling the backlash.

A Canadian music blog has launched an app that blocks all mentions of Chris Brown’s name from the Internet. The Toronto-based website AUX launched their app called “Brownout” that currently only works in the Google Chrome browser.

AUX online producer Sam Sutherland explained to a CBS affiliate how the app worked: “All we had to do is build a frame where it recognises the word and ignores it and literally erases it. You can see everything except his name and his face.”

Sutherland added: “If he wants to get a tattoo on his neck that kind of looks like Rihanna we are going to write about it. But at some point, it reaches Chris Brown idiocy saturation.”

For her part, Rihanna has forgiven Brown. In recent interviews she urged Brown’s critics to move on with their lives.

Earlier this month a British student group affixed stickers to Chris Brown’s fifth studio album, Fortune, at a HMV store in England. The stickers reads: “WARNING: Do not buy this album! This man beats women.”

But the worldwide press given to the student protest actually helped boost sales of Brown’s albums.Image


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Massive booby pose as lady pours out her boobs

So many ladies wish they could just have something close to this, so at least they could have double the number of trailing guys following them, but here is a lady that was blessed with it right from inception, and all she is asking you is HOW DO I LOOK?


Shakira confirms she’s expecting first child with footballer BF Pique

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Shakira confirms she’s expecting first child with footballer BF Pique

Colombian pop star Shakira, 35, confirmed yesterday Wednesday September 19th that she and her Spanish football player boyfriend, Gerard Pique, 25, are expecting their first child

“As some of you may know, Gerard and I are very happy awaiting the arrival of our first baby!” Shakira said in a statement on her website. “At this time, we have decided to give priority to this unique moment in our lives and postpone all the promotional activities planned over the next few days.”


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What energy sapping activity is going on in this picture?

Today seem to be the day for the answer to so many mails and questions. As confusing as this one too is, is it possible you are pondering what I’m pondering.

Is there really an energy sapping activity going on here?


MI Speaks…..#GOD FORBID

Choc City artiste and ‘short black boy from Jos’, MI Abaga joins the debate as he posted on his blog the following titled ‘God Forbid!’:

Does it make you angry? Does it rile you to see your country portrayed as poor and suffering and full of struggle?

It burns you, does it not? To have some foreigner- who knows nothing of your history and pain, of the stories that flow within your blood- to have this foreigner come in and tell your story?

Is it not the height of disrespect and insensitivity? Does it not chafe against the thick skin you have grown to cover your other wounds?

Does it not make you angry?

We should wax sanctimonious about national pride being slighted.

We should vent our displeasure online.

We should occupy something.

Because God forbid the truth ever be told about what things really are….

God forbid a stranger remind us about those things we choose to ignore everyday.

God forbid we ever face the truth about ourselves.

God forbid we do not go on the internet and rail about how our country is being cast in bad light. God forbid we do not talk about how there is a small minority which lives better than portrayed. God forbid we do not ignore truth one more time.

God forbid we don’t.


I WILL

Even though much isn’t displayed, the truth is that that environment is charged, like crazy.

Will you like to play in such an environment?


“I Have Not Had Sex For 10 Years: Nobody Wants It From Me”

A worried lady decided to throw her question at our readers to help. And your advice may also help Nigerian ladies, who have similar issues. Please be free to write your candid opinion without mincing words.

I am 36 years old, I work with one of the most reputable banks, heading one of their branches in Lagos.

I earn enough to do whatever I wish. I am very comfortable, but with no man to call my own. No man has walked up to me in 10 years, none whatsoever. I have male friends, but I don’t seem appealing enough to be dated by any of them. The last man I had was when I was 26 and that is the last time I ever had sex.

Just a month ago, I met Sam. Sam claims he loves me, but if you ask me, I honestly do not feel a thing for him. I don’t even think of him at all throughout a day, but he wants to marry me.

This is the first time a guy wants me in 10 years. If I don’t marry him, it might take another 10 years for another man to accost me. I am yet to give him an answer. I am utterly confused. I know he loves me, but I don’t love him… I need your Advice, please. WHAT SHOULD I DO?

Because you care, what will be your advice to this lady?


UNILAG iz NEXT!!!!

A Spanish firm offering a professional course in prostitution which it says ‘guarantees a job offer on graduation,’ has survived its first legal challenge to be closed down.

For €100, students are taught the history of the world’s oldest profession, how to use erotic toys and the most popular positions contained within the Kama Sutra.

The school began advertising the course in May, but within weeks the Valencian regional government filed a case with prosecutors, alleging that the school promoted prostitution, which is illegal in Spain.

But yesterday prosecutors said there was not any evidence that a criminal offence had been committed because advertisements for students did not promote prostitution, constitute fraud and were not aimed at minors…

The venture has attracted much criticism in the predominantly Catholic country, with many saying it is the wrong way to tempt cash-strapped Spaniards back into work. But the Valencian firm, which flooded the city’s university campus with promotional flyers, says it will make the trade safer. It will also ensure budding sex-workers will not fall foul of the law, with in depth descriptions of the industry’s laws and how to work around them.

“Prostitution is a career that many people live off from day to day, whether they are single or have a partner.” He added that 95 people, from the age of 19 to 45, had signed up to the diploma – which takes up two hours each day. And, once they graduate, they receive their first job offer – to become a teacher in the ‘school’ where they can help in practical classes.

What they learn in the series of theory and practical classes will enable them to ‘earn a lot of money, very easily and quickly’. Esther Lopez Barcelo, a United Left MP in Valencia, said the party was considering appealing the ruling..

Sex is a multibillion-pound industry in Spain, with colourfully lit brothels staffed mainly by poor immigrant women from Latin America, Africa and eastern Europe lining highways throughout the country…Image


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